A testimony, and statement of intent from the Pastor.

And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth. (Gen 9:16) 

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. (Rev 9:6)

The Solutions are embarrassingly simple.

The Congregation in the Wilderness